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I was standing in a long... REALLY long que of people waiting to sing at a Festival, because the headliner was fell sick and so the guys organising the thing felt good about turning it into a karaoke thing.

The whole thing was set up at the now defunct "hellenicon international airport" in Athens.

So anyway, like i said, there was this huge crowd infront of the main stage and people would come out and sing one by one, and only one song at the time. after spending two days waiting, I decided I had enough and tried to leave. Of course leaping over the one meter high que seperation cord was not an option so I simply had to walk back along the line of people which stretched for about 3-4 km. 

While doing so I accidentaly touched a muslim guy who got really mad over the whole thing despite me apologising asap. After a while me and that guy got into a nasty fight and the crowd around us was chantng for us to continue

At around this time the security gorillas (as in proper ones, not humans) decided to take the situation in their hairy hands and intervened. Next thing I know is that they kicked the guy that was singing at the time and made us fight on the stage. The crowd (as far as one could see) went wild. At first we were unwilling but after a few minutes we went ballistic... for no apparent reason.

The fight was pretty matrix-like and after a few minutes we were both bloody and battered, however it was just me left standing. Out of nowhere, somebody dressed like a Roman Ceasar appeared and gave me the thumb-down signal, indicating that I have to kill the guy. As I was about to deliver the blow, a helicopter full of soldiers landed and took the guy and the ceasar with them. I felt so stunned that i woke up....

Not the most weird of my dreams but still.....

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More weirdness this way

I was standing on top of a hill, butt naked. There was desert all around me. Not the typical yellow sandy desert, but rather the a redstone rocky desert. Looked a lot like something out of mars but the sky was all blue.

I could see movement in the horizon. Large snakelike creatures that were something like the sandworms from dune (the movie)

While staring at them, trying to figure out their exact size, an easter bunny (complete with basket and eggs) appeared next to me. When I did notice him, I asked what was wrong. Easter bunny said he was fresh out of carrots and he had to deliver some eggs and now he would never make it in time. I picked up a redish stone that looked a bit like a cucumber and told him that I have a carrot but in return he would have to get me to the worms.

He was so excited... He grabbed the stone off my hands and he started munching on it making loud crunching noises as he was chipping on the stone with his front teeth. 

While he was at it I just made myself comfy on his shoulders.

After a while we were happily crossing the desert but after a few hundred meters he started complaining about a stomach-ache and started questioning the nature of what i had given him. I had a brief moment of panic so I decided to pull on his ears REALLY hard. In fact I pulled so hard that i peeled the skin off his skull. I freaked out and jumped off him. He turned around saying that what i did was extremely rude and I had to hand the skin back to him. I freaked out and started running. After about 200 meters, I turned around but the bunny was nowhere to be found. I checked some more and found the entrance to an underground cavern and jumped in to check it out. 

A few meters down the path, there was the bunny, dead. I felt weird and decided to put his skull-skin back on. After that I started exploring the caves. 

They lead me to an underground club that looked remarkably like elecrtowekz in london. At first i thought it was empty (although there was loud techno music and smoke/lights etc) but then i noticed there were penguins all dressed in black bondage gear which eplains (in my dream) why i couldn't see them. I felt confused like i knew them already from somewhere and from their reactions i can tell they were even more so. The penguin at the DJ deck started shouting something like in german and then it hit me that these penguins were from my previous dreams. Before i could do or say anything, penguins in black leather nazi style trenchcoats stormed the building and had me surrounded in no time. Once again i was put on trial. 

While the judge was about to announce the verdict, the ceiling collapsed and amonst the rubble was a very frozen William (also from the previous dream, a woolly mammoth). I seized the opportunity to flee. In a blink i was out, close to the hill were the dream started. I woke up the minute i realised i was naked the whole time....